Become a Detective

Have
you ever daydreamed about being a Sam Spade, Magnum P.I., V.I.
Warshawski, Miss Marples, Kinsey Millhone, or other hard bitten truth
seeker? Well now is your chance. We have many more unsolved cases
than there are sharp witted sleuths to track down the clues.

For
example, take the case of the missing personality of John McCain.
Surely, somewhere in the swirling reversals and inconsistencies there
lies a knowable person who CAN be found. Or how about the missing
six trillion dollars which have disappeared since the Bush
administration took over the White House by coup? Or where in the
world is Donald Rumsfeld? Where does Gordon Smith get his campaign
money? He talks a good game but does he really deliver? Is it true
that Canadian troops are amassed on our northern border to quell
civil uprisings when Bush declares martial law? I could go on and on,
but ours is a relatively small newsletter.

You
can be trained as a detective and begin to make significant inroads
into these and other nefarious cases, if you join the Legislative
Committee. We are at the beginning of a massive effort to track down
as much information as possible about political issues, legislation,
legislators, and candidates and make it easily available to all of
our Democratic family and others. Call Rich Harisay at 503-769-3339.
After training you will be issued a badge, a gun (pen), and a secret
password.